Yogi Berra Quotes



     "He must have made that before he died." 
- Yogi Berra


     "You can observe a lot just by watching."
- Yogi Berra



       "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
- Yogi Berra

      “A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
- Yogi Berra


       “If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
- Yogi Berra


      “It ain't over till it's over.”
- Yogi Berra


       “I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopaedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
- Yogi Berra

       “Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.”
- Yogi Berra


       “Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”
- Yogi Berra


       “In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.”
- Yogi Berra

       “Baseball is ninety per cent mental and the other half is physical.”
- Yogi Berra


       “Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
- Yogi Berra


      “The future ain't what it used to be.”
- Yogi Berra


       “I never said most of the things I said.”
- Yogi Berra


       “I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.”
- Yogi Berra


       “If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.”
- Yogi Berra


       “Baseball is 90 per cent mental and the other half is physical.”
- Yogi Berra


      “I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.”
- Yogi Berra


       “If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.”
- Yogi Berra

       “There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.”
- Yogi Berra


      “It ain't the heat, it's the humility.”
- Yogi Berra


       “It gets late early out there.”
- Yogi Berra


       “It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.”
- Yogi Berra


       “You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”
- Yogi Berra


       “We made too many wrong mistakes.”
- Yogi Berra


      “How can you think and hit at the same time?”
- Yogi Berra


       “Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.”
- Yogi Berra


       “Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”
- Yogi Berra


       “If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.”
- Yogi Berra


       “We have deep depth.”
- Yogi Berra


       “So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.”
- Yogi Berra


       “Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.”
- Yogi Berra


       “I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.”
- Yogi Berra


       “The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.”
- Yogi Berra


         “I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.”
- Yogi Berra


       “I didn't know much about golf growing up.”
- Yogi Berra


      “I guess I've got a smart wife.”
- Yogi Berra


        “It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.”
- Yogi Berra


       “In baseball, you don't know nothing.”
- Yogi Berra


       “I don't mean to be funny.”
- Yogi Berra