Douglas Adams Quotes



       “I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
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       “Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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       “The Answer to the Great Question... Of Life, the Universe and Everything... Is... Forty-two,' said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.” 
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       “I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” 
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       “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” 
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       “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer” 
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      “A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.” 
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       “Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?” 
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       “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.” 
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      “You live and learn. At any rate, you live.” 
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       “I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.” 
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       “If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.” 
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       “For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.” 
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        “It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” 
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       “He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.” 
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       “So long, and thanks for all the fish.” 
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       “We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.” 
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       “Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet.” 
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       “We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.” 
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      “Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.'Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that.” 
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      “Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.” 
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       “There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.” 
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      “We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!” 
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      “Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn't Have A Good Answer To.” 
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       “I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.” 
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       “The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks.” 
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      “I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?” 
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      “What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water!” 
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      “To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.” 
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     “A life that is burdened with expectations is a heavy life. Its fruit is sorrow and disappointment.” 
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        “And then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.” 
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      “Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.” 
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        “The bird that would soar above the plain of tradition and prejudice must have strong wings. ” 
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      “He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.” 
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       “One is never alone with a rubber duck.” 
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       “Let the past hold on to itself and let the present move forward into the future.” 
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      “Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else that thinks at least as logically as it does.” 
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       “He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.” 
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      “People who need to bully you are the easiest to push around.” 
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      “My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first” 
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