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“I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost
always end up where I need to be.”
- Douglas Adams
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“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the
ground and miss.”
- Douglas
Adams
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“The Answer
to the Great Question... Of Life, the Universe and Everything... Is...
Forty-two,' said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”
- Douglas Adams |
“I may not
have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed
to be.”
- Douglas Adams |
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“I love
deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
- Douglas Adams |
“I refuse to
answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
- Douglas Adams |
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“A learning experience is one of those
things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.”
- Douglas Adams |
“Would it
save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”
- Douglas Adams |
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“The ships
hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”
- Douglas Adams |
“You live and
learn. At any rate, you live.”
- Douglas Adams |
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“I'd take the
awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.”
- Douglas Adams |
“If you try
and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your
hands is a non-working cat.”
- Douglas Adams |
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“For a moment,
nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”
- Douglas Adams |
“It is a
mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”
- Douglas Adams |
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“He attacked
everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence,
and it was often difficult to tell which was which.”
- Douglas Adams |
“So long, and
thanks for all the fish.”
- Douglas Adams |
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“We are stuck
with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.”
- Douglas Adams, |
“Technology is
a word that describes something that doesn't work yet.”
- Douglas Adams |
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“We can't win
against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.”
- Douglas Adams |
“Just believe
everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.'Ah, well,
I'm not sure I believe that.”
- Douglas Adams |
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“Don't
believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I
suppose.”
- Douglas Adams |
“There is no
point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly
happened.”
- Douglas Adams |
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“We demand
rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!”
- Douglas Adams |
“Capital
Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn't Have A
Good Answer To.”
- Douglas Adams |
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“I think you
ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.”
- Douglas Adams, |
“The
impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable
lacks.”
- Douglas Adams |
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“I think fish
is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”
- Douglas Adams |
“What's so
unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water!” - Douglas Adams |
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“To summarize
the summary of the summary: people are a problem.”
- Douglas Adams, |
“A life that
is burdened with expectations is a heavy life. Its fruit is sorrow and
disappointment.”
- Douglas Adams |
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“And then I
decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.”
- Douglas Adams, |
“Humans are
not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.”
- Douglas Adams |
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“The bird
that would soar above the plain of tradition and prejudice must have strong
wings. ”
- Douglas Adams, |
“He was a
dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have
it, an idiot.”
- Douglas Adams |
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“One is never
alone with a rubber duck.”
- Douglas Adams |
“Let the past
hold on to itself and let the present move forward into the future.”
- Douglas Adams, |
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“Anything
that thinks logically can be fooled by something else that thinks at least as
logically as it does.”
- Douglas Adams, |
“He has
personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.”
- Douglas Adams |
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“People who
need to bully you are the easiest to push around.”
- Douglas Adams |
“My capacity
for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without
taking out the matches first”
- Douglas Adams |