“I don't know the key to success, but
the key to failure is trying to please everyone.”
- Bill Cosby |
“The past is a ghost, the future a
dream and all we ever have is now.”
- Bill Cosby |
“Women don't want to hear what you
think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.”
- Bill Cosby |
“In order to succeed, your desire for
success should be greater than your fear of failure. ”
- Bill Cosby |
“Parents are not interested in justice,
they're interested in peace and quiet.”
- Bill Cosby |
“Every closed eye is not sleeping,
and every open eye is not seeing.”
- Bill Cosby |
“Decide that you want it more than you
are afraid of it.”
- Bill Cosby |
“A word to the wise ain't necessary,
it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
- Bill Cosby |
“Let us now set forth one of the
fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.”
- Bill Cosby |
“People
can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself.
Let go of what's bitter and move on.”
-Bill
Cosby
|
“You can
turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in
anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”
-Bill
Cosby
|
“Like
everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with
coffee and obituaries.”
-Bill
Cosby
|
“You can turn painful situations
around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you
can survive it.”
- Bill Cosby |
“Having a child is surely the most
beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.”
- Bill Cosby |
“I brought you in this world, and I can
take you out!”
- Bill Cosby |
“I brought you in this world, and I
can take you out!”
- Bill Cosby |
“Man can not live by bread alone ...
he must have peanut butter.”
- Bill Cosby |
“A sail boat that sails backwards can
never see the sun rise.”
- Bill Cosby |
“Human beings are the only creatures
that allow their children to come back home.”
- Bill Cosby |
“If you want to be seen, stand up.If
you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up.”
- Bill Cosby |
“When you become senile, you won't
know it.”
- Bill Cosby |
“The very first law in advertising is
to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.”
- Bill Cosby |
“YOU are a genius!... and I am a
genius because I married you.”
- Bill Cosby |
“Nobody ever says, "Can I have
your beets?”
-Bill Cosby |
“It isn't a matter of black is
beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. ”
- Bill Cosby |
“People can be more forgiving than you
can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and
move on.”
- Bill Cosby |
“All Children Have Brain Damage!”
- Bill Cosby, |
“I don't know the key to success;
but, the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”
- Bill Cosby |
“Old is always fifteen years from
now.”
- Bill Cosby |
“Is the glass half full, or half
empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”
- Bill Cosby |
“That's why ears have cartilage, to
keep them from flapping.”
- Bill Cosby |
“i was'nt always black. there was this
freckel that just grew and grew...”
- Bill Cosby |
“When you graduate from college, they
tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?”
- Bill Cosby |
“There is hope for the future because
God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
- Bill Cosby |
“A word to the wise ain't necessary -
it's the stupid ones that need advice”
- Bill Cosby |
“Decide that you want it more than
you're afraid of it”
- Bill Cosby |
“The heart of marriage is memories;
and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns,
then your marriage is a gift from the gods.”
- Bill Cosby |
“A pelican that is wet walks with a
gaited limp, and the dry fish swims alone.”
- Bill Cosby |
“Parents are not really interested in
justice. They just want quiet.”
- Bill Cosby |
“The main goal of the future is to
stop violence. The world is addicted to it.”
- Bill Cosby |
