Girlfriend Quotes



       “A good girl gives you happiness and a bad girl gives you experience both are essential in life so enjoy every girlfriend!”
- Anonymous.

       “You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.”
- Anonymous.

       “Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.” 
- Joe Rogan

       “There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.”
- Jack Nicholson

       “Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.”
- Orson Welles

       “If you have a girlfriend and still can’t get laid; you better get a boyfriend” 
- M.F. Moonzajer

       “Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.”
- Jack Nicholson

       “I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.”
- Mitch Hedberg

       “Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices. You are one of them.”
- Anonymous.

       “Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.”
- Anonymous.

       “Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.” 
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

       “Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.”
- Anonymous.

       “When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'”
- Steven Wright

        “My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.”
- Anonymous.

      “If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.”
- Ben Kingsley

      “My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.”
- Jay London

        “I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.”
- Adam Levine


       “My girlfriend has been the ice.”
- Apolo Ohno


      
       “The Girlfriend Experience' was definitely the break-out. When it came out, I started getting other opportunities.”
- Sasha Grey

        “When you have a Thai girlfriend you never lose her - you just sometimes lose your place in the queue” 
- Warren Olson


        “Algebra is my favorite subject...because you can replace my X without asking me Y.”
- Anonymous.

      “When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.”
- Scott Baio

      “When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore.”
- Matt Dillon

        “I don't think I was fully satisfied acting. You know, the girlfriend role or the best friend role, and that wasn't enough for me.”
- Joey Lauren Adams

       “Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.”
- Phil Ochs



      “Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit.” 
- Samantha Young

       “I'm not a jealous person. I'm just a girl that would love to punch every other girl in the face that gives you a second look.”
- Anonymous.

        “Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.”
- Anonymous.

       “Once a cheater is always a cheater he/she will never change it is best to move on and never look back!”
- Anonymous.

       “My career is my girlfriend.”
- Aaron Carter



       “You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.”
- Anonymous.


       “When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.”
- Seth Meyers

       “So many girls and guys want to find a girlfriend and settle down. But it's fun to be single.”
- Brody Jenner

        “Dear
 Ex ; you are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.”
- Anonymous.

        “I
 want to be the girl who makes your bad days better, and the one that makes you say, 'My life has changed since I met her.”
- Anonymous.

      “I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her.”
- Charlie Simpson


      “My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater!”
- Breckin Meyer

       “I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend.”
- Deion Sanders


        “My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.”
- Robbie Amell


       “My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.”
- Dwight York